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If I had a billion dollars, I'd give a million to each of my friends and family. I'd have an indoor gym and pool built at my college. I'd pay for teachers aides at my daughter's school. I'd buy every book Nora Roberts ever wrote, and I'd fly to her next book signing so I could tell her thank you for saving my sanity by giving me an escape from reality for a few hours at a time.

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The 100 Most Frequently Challenged Books of 1990–2000

2006 BBW; Read Banned Books: They're Your Ticket to Freedom Taken from the ALA website
Books I have read are italicized.

  • Scary Stories (Series) by Alvin Schwartz
  • Daddy's Roommate by Michael Willhoite
  • I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings by Maya Angelou
  • The Chocolate War by Robert Cormier
  • The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain
  • Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck
  • Harry Potter (Series) by J.K. Rowling
  • Forever by Judy Blume
  • Bridge to Terabithia by Katherine Paterson
  • Alice (Series) by Phyllis Reynolds Naylor
  • Heather Has Two Mommies by Leslea Newman
  • My Brother Sam is Dead by James Lincoln Collier and Christopher Collier
  • The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger
  • The Giver by Lois Lowry
  • It's Perfectly Normal by Robie Harris
  • Goosebumps (Series) by R.L. Stine
  • A Day No Pigs Would Die by Robert Newton Peck
  • The Color Purple by Alice Walker
  • Sex by Madonna
  • Earth's Children (Series) by Jean M. Auel
  • The Great Gilly Hopkins by Katherine Paterson
  • A Wrinkle in Time by Madeleine L'Engle
  • Go Ask Alice by Anonymous
  • Fallen Angels by Walter Dean Myers
  • In the Night Kitchen by Maurice Sendak
  • The Stupids (Series) by Harry Allard
  • The Witches by Roald Dahl
  • The New Joy of Gay Sex by Charles Silverstein
  • Anastasia Krupnik (Series) by Lois Lowry
  • The Goats by Brock Cole
  • Kaffir Boy by Mark Mathabane
  • Blubber by Judy Blume
  • Killing Mr. Griffin by Lois Duncan
  • Halloween ABC by Eve Merriam
  • We All Fall Down by Robert Cormier
  • Final Exit by Derek Humphry
  • The Handmaid's Tale by Margaret Atwood
  • Julie of the Wolves by Jean Craighead George
  • The Bluest Eye by Toni Morrison
  • What's Happening to my Body? Book for Girls: A Growing-Up Guide for Parents & Daughters by Lynda Madaras
  • To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee
  • Beloved by Toni Morrison
  • The Outsiders by S.E. Hinton
  • The Pigman by Paul Zindel
  • Bumps in the Night by Harry Allard
  • Deenie by Judy Blume
  • Flowers for Algernon by Daniel Keyes
  • Annie on my Mind by Nancy Garden
  • The Boy Who Lost His Face by Louis Sachar
  • Cross Your Fingers, Spit in Your Hat by Alvin Schwartz
  • A Light in the Attic by Shel Silverstein
  • Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
  • Sleeping Beauty Trilogy by A.N. Roquelaure (Anne Rice)
  • Asking About Sex and Growing Up by Joanna Cole
  • Cujo by Stephen King
  • James and the Giant Peach by Roald Dahl
  • The Anarchist Cookbook by William Powell
  • Boys and Sex by Wardell Pomeroy
  • Ordinary People by Judith Guest
  • American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis
  • What's Happening to my Body? Book for Boys: A Growing-Up Guide for Parents & Sons by Lynda Madaras
  • Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret by Judy Blume
  • Crazy Lady by Jane Conly
  • Athletic Shorts by Chris Crutcher
  • Fade by Robert Cormier
  • Guess What? by Mem Fox
  • The House of Spirits by Isabel Allende
  • The Face on the Milk Carton by Caroline Cooney
  • Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut
  • Lord of the Flies by William Golding
  • Native Son by Richard Wright
  • Women on Top: How Real Life Has Changed Women's Fantasies by Nancy Friday
  • Curses, Hexes and Spells by Daniel Cohen
  • Jack by A.M. Homes
  • Bless Me, Ultima by Rudolfo A. Anaya
  • Where Did I Come From? by Peter Mayle
  • Carrie by Stephen King
  • Tiger Eyes by Judy Blume
  • On My Honor by Marion Dane Bauer
  • Arizona Kid by Ron Koertge
  • Family Secrets by Norma Klein
  • Mommy Laid An Egg by Babette Cole
  • The Dead Zone by Stephen King
  • The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain
  • Song of Solomon by Toni Morrison
  • Always Running by Luis Rodriguez
  • Private Parts by Howard Stern
  • Where's Waldo? by Martin Hanford
  • Summer of My German Soldier by Bette Greene
  • Little Black Sambo by Helen Bannerman
  • Pillars of the Earth by Ken Follett
  • Running Loose by Chris Crutcher
  • Sex Education by Jenny Davis
  • The Drowning of Stephen Jones by Bette Greene
  • Girls and Sex by Wardell Pomeroy
  • How to Eat Fried Worms by Thomas Rockwell
  • View from the Cherry Tree by Willo Davis Roberts
  • The Headless Cupid by Zilpha Keatley Snyder
  • The Terrorist by Caroline Cooney
  • Jump Ship to Freedom by James Lincoln Collier and Christopher Collier
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    Sunday, 25 February 2007
    My mother-in-law is driving me nuts.

    Allow me to preface this gripe by saying that I love the woman dearly.  That being said, she's a happy forwarder.  She loves to forward all these cheesy/cutesy type things.about babies and friends and... well, you get the idea.  Because of this annoying yet harmless habit of hers, I have only given her my old hotmail address.  I check it once or twice a month.  She somehow got ahold of my school email address.  Now, this wouldn't be a big deal, except that when she forwards, she forwards to her entire address book.  So... everyone she knows now has my school address.  I already get emails from someone I don't know that are sent to her email also, so now I"m a little (okay, a lot) pissed about this. 

    Of course, there is absolutely nothing that I can do about it, because if she ever finds out that I deliberately gave her an address I rarely check- and just as deliberately didn't give her the one I use regularly- the shit would hit the fan. 

    Posted by: ButterflyLane at 00:29 | link | comments (1) | ranting

    Saturday, 24 February 2007
    Girl Scout Cookies

    Shoot me now, please.

    We did a cookie booth last weekend.  Set up in the grocery store for three hours, sold 112(?) boxes.  Had another one this week.  Sold a little more than that, but still not all of them.  We're going to have to do another booth. 

    Imagine, if you will, standing for three hours behind a table covered with cookies, while three third-graders dance around the table in between requests for cookies.  Last week we were verbally accosted by a woman who spent five minutes telling us of the dangers of trans fats.  She also informed us that even though the boxes say 'zero trans fat' that the FDA allows them to contain up to HALF OF A PERCENT of trans fats.  And after all that, she didn't even buy any cookies. 

    Posted by: ButterflyLane at 17:56 | link | comments (1) | kid stuff

    Hooray!

    I finally have a working laptop again.  The screen got broken months and months ago.  I finally ordered a used screen from ebay.  It arrived Tuesday.  Tuesday night I -all by myself- replaced the screen on the laptop.  I am very proud of me.  It even still works.  :P

    And my cold is doing much better at the moment. 

    I really need to get some sleep.  I had several funny George and Ethel stories, but I've forgotten them all.   Oh, except that George cut his hair yesterday at school.  He then blamed it on his teacher.  Needless to say, I emailed her and asked her to take his scissors away.

    Oh, and he says that he has three girlfriends.  The boy's a player already and he's only five.

    Ethel has been her usual grouchy self lately.  And just when I'm ready to tape her to a wall, she does or says something absolutely adorable and sweet. 

    Yeah, this is a pathetic post, but it's all I got for you.

    Posted by: ButterflyLane at 00:25 | link | comments | kid stuff

    Tuesday, 20 February 2007
    March of the Librarians

    I totally want to go to one of these now. 

    Posted by: ButterflyLane at 10:57 | link | comments | library madness

    Ribbitt

    I have a cold.  I sound like a frog.  I feel like  there's an elephant sitting on my chest.  When I sneeze I sound like a seal.  I have a whole freaking zoo going on here. 

    In other news...

    There isn't any.  I'm in my last semester of my undergrad- yes, I get to gradjitate in May.  I'm working on my application for library school- which means that I'm all done but the essay writing part.  Gah.

    I quit taking my happy pills.  I was explaining to my mother the other day that I was almost at the point of killing myself when I finally started taking them, and her response?  "Oh, you couldn't do that, you'd go to hell."  Why does nobody believe me that I was as desperate as I was?  I just don't get it.  My husband's response when I say I'm depressed?  "Well, stop it."  I feel like I'm speaking another language or something.  I'm trying to decide whether to start taking the damned things again, because I don't want to get to that point ever again, but I'm sick and tired of my husband blaming the pills every time something goes wrong. 

    Argh.

    Um... I can't think of anything amusing right now.  I feel like shit and I'm sitting here at work doing nothing because there's nobody who needs help.

    Posted by: ButterflyLane at 10:32 | link | comments (2) |